1977 DODGE B200

Take a hit from the coconut bong, pop Led Zep on the 8-Track and feast your nostalgic eyes on this custom 1977 Dodge van code-named BLUEBALLS. If you follow the scene you'll know how exceedingly rare it is to find a genuine survivor in this nick.

The fibreglass bodykit is in perfect condition and the overall finish is 100% legit with no rust anywhere. Aside from the magnificent paint job which dates back to the late 70s, the eye-popping extras include CB radio, rear wing, roof ladder, radtastic Hadley air horns, Corvette-style side pipes, rear window louvres, swivelling captains chairs and enough drink holders to lubricate an entire swingers convention. The interior is pure hairy-chest with wall-to-wall shag carpet, aftermarket speakers, barn doors, sexy wood panelling, loads of ashtrays and magic mushroom artwork. The 2% and Ass, Gas or Grass stickers are further period-correct additions. I've recently added a new windscreen and fresh BFGs on all four Torque Thrust mags.

Under the short hood is a fully rebuilt 318 Chrysler V8 matched with a trusty three speed auto. BLUEBALLS drives surprisingly well and gets loads of attention.

The van would make a great weekend cruiser, promo vehicle or even a bike hauler. All the seats and tables are fully removable. Sadly, I ran out of room in the garage and BLUE BALLS has to hit the highway to hell under new ownership!